{"id":8012,"date":"2024-01-24T12:18:59","date_gmt":"2024-01-24T12:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/blog\/?p=8012"},"modified":"2025-12-17T06:47:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-17T06:47:11","slug":"funny-valentines-quotes-for-him-and-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/blog\/funny-valentines-quotes-for-him-and-her\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Valentine&#8217;s Quotes for Him and Her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That special time of year when love is in the air, and so are the hilarious jokes about it. <\/p>\n<p>Love is a mysterious journey, and sometimes, it&#8217;s best to navigate it with a hearty dose of humour. Whether you&#8217;re deeply in love or just deeply into laughing, these 100+ funny Valentine&#8217;s quotes are the perfect way to add a dash of humour to your day and will not only tickle your funny bone but also warm your heart. Whether you&#8217;re in a new relationship or celebrating years of togetherness, these valentine\u2019s quotes for him and her are sure to put a smile on your face.<\/p>\n<p>So, grab a box of chocolates or a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/valentine-cakes\">valentines day cake<\/a>, cosy up, and get ready to giggle your way through this funny collection of quips. From witty one-liners to clever comparisons, these quotes are Cupid&#8217;s secret weapon for spreading joy. Whether you&#8217;re looking to make your significant other chuckle or just want a good laugh yourself, these quotes are sure to do the trick! <\/p>\n<h2>Valentine\u2019s Quotes for Him and Her<\/h2>\n<p>Spice up your Valentine&#8217;s Day with a dash of humour! These funny yet heartwarming valentine&#8217;s quotes for her and him are packed with chuckles and giggles, making it the perfect destination for anyone looking to add a playful twist to their romantic celebrations. Get ready to tickle his funny bone and show him how love and laughter go hand in hand. Perfect for a card, a note, or even a text, these valentine&#8217;s quotes for him and her are sure to make your partner&#8217;s heart flutter this Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/i-love-you-more-than-coffee-but-please-dont-make-me-prove-it.jpg\" alt=\"Valentine's quotes\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7996\" \/><\/p>\n<ul class=\"copy-list\">\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you more than coffee, but please don&#8217;t make me prove it.&#8221; &#8211; Elizabeth Evans.<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Are you a parking ticket? Because you&#8217;ve got &#8216;FINE&#8217; written all over you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I&#8217;m not great at flirting, but I&#8217;m excellent at being awkwardly fond of you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You are like my asthma; you just take my breath away.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If you were a vegetable, you&#8217;d be a cute-cumber!&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?&#8221; &#8211; Lily Tomlin<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.&#8221; &#8211; Russell Brand.<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn&#8217;t hurt.&#8221; &#8211; Charles M. Schulz.<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.&#8221; &#8211; Cathy Carlyle.<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re the gin to my tonic.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re like my favourite book \u2013 I find new things to laugh about every time I read you.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re the &#8216;ctrl&#8217; to my &#8216;alt&#8217;; without you, I&#8217;d definitely &#8216;delete&#8217;.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re like a fine cheese; you get better with age, and you pair well with wine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re the GPS in the journey of my life, even though sometimes it feels like you&#8217;re taking me in circles.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You must be made of copper and tellurium because you&#8217;re CuTe.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you more than I love getting drunk. And I really, really love getting drunk.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Being with you has made me so lame I think I like it.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;In a sea of people, my eyes always search for you. Not just because you stand out, but because you stole my binoculars.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;My love for you is like a fine wine; it gets better with every passing &#8216;whine&#8217;.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You must be the square root of -1 because you can&#8217;t be real.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If we were in a garden, I&#8217;d pick you first&#8230; and then the lettuce.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re not just my better half. You&#8217;re the best half of the best sandwich ever.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re like a rare comet, once in a lifetime, and causing havoc in my solar system.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If love was a report card, I&#8217;d give you straight A&#8217;s in chemistry.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re like a fine espresso; you keep me awake and make my heart race.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If our love story was a book, you&#8217;d be the unexpected plot twist.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.&#8221; &#8211; Mignon McLaughlin.<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;They say love is blind, but with you, I&#8217;ve never seen more clearly.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is being stupid together.&#8221; &#8211; Paul Val\u00e9ry<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby\u2014awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.&#8221; -Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler)<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;My life&#8217;s accomplishments? Sanity, and you.&#8221; -Elizabeth Gilbert:<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.&#8221; &#8211; Arthur Dewar: <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.&#8221; &#8211; Blaise Pascal<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.&#8221; &#8211; Charles M. Schulz<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;First Valentine&#8217;s Day, 200,000 B.C.: Men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.&#8221; &#8211; Kristen Schaal<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn&#8217;t show up on X-rays, but you know it&#8217;s there.&#8221; &#8211; George Burns<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you&#8217;re old.&#8221; -Stephen Colbert <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\"> &#8220;Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.&#8221; &#8211; Mae West<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.&#8221; &#8211; Rita Rudner<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;The man who says his wife can&#8217;t take a joke forgets that she took him.&#8221; &#8211; Oscar Wilde<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.&#8221; &#8211; Benjamin Franklin<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I told my wife a man is like wine; he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.&#8221; &#8211; Rodney Dangerfield<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.&#8221; -Jerry Seinfeld<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;A guy knows he&#8217;s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.&#8221; &#8211; Tim Allen<\/li>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/it-wasnt-love-at-first-sight-it-took-a-full-five-minutes.jpg\" alt=\"Valentine's quotes\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7996 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 650px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 650\/400;\" \/><\/p>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.&#8221; &#8211; Lucille Ball<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.&#8221; &#8211; Lynda Barry<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Marriage has no guarantees. If that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re looking for, go live with a car battery.&#8221; &#8211; Erma Bombeck<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn&#8217;t show up on X-rays, but you know it&#8217;s there.&#8221; &#8211; George Burns<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.&#8221; &#8211; Agatha Christie<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.&#8221; &#8211; Albert Einstein<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.&#8221; &#8211; Will Ferrell<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is just a chocolate substitute.&#8221; &#8211; Melanie Clark Pullen<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn&#8217;t hurt.&#8221; &#8211; Charles M. Schulz<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">But what people call \u201clove\u201d is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.\u201d &#8211; Rick (Rick and Morty)<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I understood Valentine&#8217;s Day as a concept. The naked baby shoots you with an arrow, and you fall in love.&#8221; &#8211; Trevor Noah<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;The jewellery stores say, &#8216;Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,&#8217; while wives tell you they love you with, &#8216;OK, but just because it&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day.'&#8221; &#8211; George Lopez<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;All my wife wanted for Valentine&#8217;s Day was a little card\u2014American Express.&#8221; &#8211; Milton Berle<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom, or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.&#8221; &#8211; Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler)<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Uteruses before duderuses\u2026 Ovaries before brovaries.&#8221; &#8211; Leslie Knope<\/li>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/do-you-have-a-map-i-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes.jpg\" alt=\"Valentines Day Quotes\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7996 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 650px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 650\/400;\" \/><\/p>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cDo you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If kisses were snowflakes, I&#8217;d send you a blizzard.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;You&#8217;re like a dictionary \u2013 you add meaning to my life.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I must be a snowflake because I&#8217;ve fallen for you.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;By the time you swear you&#8217;re his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying\u2014Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.&#8221; &#8211; Dorothy Parker<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.&#8221; &#8211; George Jean Nathan<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.&#8221; &#8211; Ambrose Bierce<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love being married. It&#8217;s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.&#8221; &#8211; Rita Rudner.<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.&#8221; &#8211; Arnold H. Glasow<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I asked my husband what he wanted for Valentine&#8217;s Day. He said, &#8216;Nothing would make me happier than just one day where you don&#8217;t say anything sarcastic.&#8217; So I asked, &#8216;What&#8217;s the catch?'&#8221; &#8211; Rita Rudner<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.&#8221; &#8211; Oscar Wilde<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cAs a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right, or you can be happy.\u201d &#8211; Ralphie May<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.&#8221; &#8211; Kurt Vonnegut<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cYou can\u2019t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I\u2019d wait for it to go on sale.\u201d -Hussein Nishah<\/li>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.bakingo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/I-was-nauseous-and-tingly-all-over.-I-was-either-in-love-or-I-had-smallpox.jpg\" alt=\"Valentines Day Quote\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7996 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 650px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 650\/400;\" \/><\/p>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.&#8221; &#8211; Woody Allen<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who&#8217;ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you&#8217;re in the wrong house, that&#8217;s what it means.&#8221; &#8211; Henny Youngman<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you with all my heart, but do you have to use my toothbrush?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.&#8221; &#8211; Henny Youngman<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?&#8221; &#8211; Lily Tomlin<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.&#8221; &#8211; Ambrose Bierce<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?&#8221; &#8211; Jean Illsley Clarke<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.&#8221; &#8211; King Jaffe Joffer, &#8216;Coming to America&#8217;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cI am yours. No refunds.\u201d &#8211; Anita Bath<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday, you got on my nerves.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you like a fat kid loves cake&#8230; and there&#8217;s a lot of cake.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you&#8217;re looking for a club and a spade.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.&#8221; &#8211; Helen Rowland<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I love you, even on bad days when everyone annoys me, but you annoy me the least.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is like Wi-Fi. It&#8217;s all around you, but you only connect to it when you need it.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Valentine&#8217;s Day is the one day you can show your love with materialistic gifts, and no one will judge you&#8230; much.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Let&#8217;s not get too carried away.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who&#8217;ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you&#8217;re in the wrong house, that&#8217;s what it means.&#8221; &#8211; Henny Youngman<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">&#8220;I bought you chocolates for Valentine&#8217;s Day because I know you won&#8217;t share them with me anyway.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cI love you in a way that\u2019s nauseating to others.\u201d \u2014 Dinah Mite<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cI love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot.\u201d \u2014 Brighton Early<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cI love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.\u201d \u2014 Iona Mink<\/li>\n<li class=\"copyquote\">\u201cI promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I\u2019m not just yelling at you because I\u2019m hungry.\u201d \u2014 Gladys Canby<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Wrapping Up<\/h2>\n<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day is not just about candlelit dinners and romantic walks; it&#8217;s also about sharing a laugh and creating happy memories. Whether you&#8217;re in a relationship or happily single, these funny and quirky valentine&#8217;s quotes for her and him remind us that love, in all its forms, often comes with a side of humour. Whether you&#8217;re looking to express your deep affection or simply want to remind your partner how much they mean to you, these valentine&#8217;s quotes for him and her capture the essence of love in the most beautiful way. So this Valentine&#8217;s Day, spread some love, share some laughs, and remember: the best relationships are the ones where you can be silly together!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That special time of year when love is in the air, and so are the hilarious jokes about it. 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